The key to cronic overeating at christmas is getting match fit beforehand.
October: increase calorific input, try small introductions of sugar and purine rich foods to get the gastric juices primed.
November: increase sherry consumption. Eat a sack of fudge. Start buying 'eat me' dates.
December: Should be able to cope with 3000 calories per day. by ~18th December you should be able to eat through that difficult 'gag reflex' boundary without hurling.
Happy Xmas everyone. I hope you've all had a good year, for me the highlights are getting Thomas Wogan published and Thought Bubble. What are yours?
2010 looms and there are some interesting anthologies on the way, more on that in the new year.
A tank of thank to Tabella publishing and John Freeman.
Godspeed everyone!
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