Cheers Dave. I like this a lot! Somehow I am feeling more knackered today which I am contributing to a rousing chorus of bird song (50%) which woke me in the early hours, however being a musical snob it was awful as it wasn't released on vinyl in a hand painted gatefold sleeve and only available from a one legged man from Zanzibar. New glasses (20%) which are making everything blurred, my eyes have never had to work so hard, though I may have made a couple of more catches during the cricket and having just the one pint yesterday (30%). Better get on with writing that book now...
Andy sorry to rain on your parade but actually there is a release called 'Rousing Chorus of Bird Song'. It's an EP 7 inch available from some Nigerian dude if you deposit a large sum of money in his bank account. He says it is as rare as hens teeth and the money will be used to buy the seller a new leg. Do you want me to broker a deal? I will take 10%.
Dave love the drawing. Is it a hybrid of Jonathan, Jason and Andrews bro?
I can see Kevin in there, probably in the nose area.
Andy I have spoken to my contact he says that the vinyl can only be played on a record player made from antelope bone with the stylus being made from individual hairs. He says he only has one left and will cut you a deal. V.obliging.
Cheers Dave. I like this a lot! Somehow I am feeling more knackered today which I am contributing to a rousing chorus of bird song (50%) which woke me in the early hours, however being a musical snob it was awful as it wasn't released on vinyl in a hand painted gatefold sleeve and only available from a one legged man from Zanzibar. New glasses (20%) which are making everything blurred, my eyes have never had to work so hard, though I may have made a couple of more catches during the cricket and having just the one pint yesterday (30%). Better get on with writing that book now...
ReplyDeleteAndy sorry to rain on your parade but actually there is a release called 'Rousing Chorus of Bird Song'. It's an EP 7 inch available from some Nigerian dude if you deposit a large sum of money in his bank account. He says it is as rare as hens teeth and the money will be used to buy the seller a new leg. Do you want me to broker a deal? I will take 10%.
ReplyDeleteDave love the drawing. Is it a hybrid of Jonathan, Jason and Andrews bro?
I see what you mean! It's more of a generic one really, but now you mention I can see a bit of Kev in there too...
ReplyDeleteGo on James, you send your contact the money and i'll pay you back at the wedding. Think i have some half a million dollar notes somewhere.
ReplyDeleteI can see Kevin in there, probably in the nose area.
ReplyDeleteAndy I have spoken to my contact he says that the vinyl can only be played on a record player made from antelope bone with the stylus being made from individual hairs. He says he only has one left and will cut you a deal. V.obliging.
Well I know I am not in there as no grey hair!
ReplyDeleteAntelope bone, huh? Very tempting! Been out of work for two months and have found yourself a very dodgy contact in Ikley, probably the way to go!