Norman

Realised that some costumes weren't gender neutral.

A tank of thank to Tori Holder for this one!

Mr Tiggiwinkle is safe...

...for now....

Norman

...had lost his beautiful new pet.

Every day that passes from now without a Norman submission, I will do something unspeakable to a kitten. YOUR FAULT!

TeaToastTellyOwl

Good morning sunshine!

Better.

Ugh.

Norman...

..forgot to do a nutter check when he got on the train.

Still accepting submissions......

New year, new crap game

Well, unfortunately my ZX Spectrum games 2010: a philatelists odyssey and Geoff Capes: Budgy Breeder failed to win the Sinclair Crap games competition last year, just not crap enough (congrats to Dr Beep and all the other entrants). I've now recovered and will put some energy into scraping the bottom that little bit further for 2011.

Congrats also to the Mojon twins who lost the competition and have the 'honour' of hosting the 2011 competition, which can be found here, along with many of his/their funny reviews. You can also find my first effort of the year, Egg Scotcher.

Maybe you're a vegetarian who has never scotched an egg, maybe you just love scotch eggs, maybe you're not sure about the whole idea of Scotch eggs. Either way this game is for YOU! You have an amount of time to fully wrap a hard boiled egg in a scotching envelope. Maybe you're Spanish, in which case there's a grammatically correct Spanish version, Huevos Escotia!

Both can be found at the Crap Games Comp 2011.

Crap!

Drawing fans can expect a Norman soon.

Feb Geoscientist

Due to a strange stellar configuration and a mild fluctuation in the earths magnetic field, there was no January Geoscientist. There is however, a Feb one. This one is based on personal experience, where on buying a geological map of my birthplace I found it to consist of mainly sea and a little bit of drift (neither of which are solid enough to whet the appetite of any right thinking Geologist).